Welcome to Crazy Bizarro World!
Where you're looking at tonight's starting pitcher.
I figure, at this point, the least we can hope for is that he'll bite someone for entertainment's purposes.
Anyone else feel like we're being punked?
Also, I'm not dead, just taking a few days. I promise they haven't broken me completely. THOUGH THEY ARE TRYING THEIR LEVEL BEST. But no, I won't let them break me. And if they do, my hastily reanimated corpse will be posting about football.
::turns eyes upon glorious football schedule::