Welcome to Crazy Bizarro World!

Where you're looking at tonight's starting pitcher.

I figure, at this point, the least we can hope for is that he'll bite someone for entertainment's purposes.

Anyone else feel like we're being punked?

Also, I'm not dead, just taking a few days. I promise they haven't broken me completely. THOUGH THEY ARE TRYING THEIR LEVEL BEST. But no, I won't let them break me. And if they do, my hastily reanimated corpse will be posting about football.

::turns eyes upon glorious football schedule::