Distraction Needed

So...who wants to talk about last night's episode of Rock Star? A double elimination and double encore, huh? Who saw that coming? More importantly, why can't Tommy Lee find pants that fit? And is Jason Newsted channeling Lyle Lovett?

How about Project Runway? Go, Michael! Bradley, how could you not know who Cher is? Robert, get it together!

Um...nice weather we've been having, isn't it?

You're smoking crack if you think I'm talking about this.

In which case, please share with the rest of the class.