Truck go "VROOOOOOOOM!"

Happy Truck Day, y'all. It's finally here. Here's hoping they make Theo carry his own stuff again, just to keep him grounded.

I look forward to endless stories from Fort Myers about whatever Manny has chosen to do to his hair over the winter, Schilling's presentation to Matsuzaka of an Everquest sweatband, and reports from City of Palms Park security about a man, identifying himself as "Matt Clement" trying to break into the locker room and claiming to still be employed by the Red Sox.

Happy Spring!