Tom Brady is also dorkier than you

In honor of yesterday's hard fought win over the Bears, it's time for another installment of "Things You Can Tell About Tom Brady Just By Looking At Him."

*Tom Brady has at least two Boba Fett action figures.
*The first thing Tom Brady did when he got some money was buy a king sized waterbed. A near drowning in a tragic stiletto/waterbed accident prompted him to buy a normal bed once he imagined the headlines.
*Tom Brady's fridge contains three kinds of mustard, a crusty ketchup bottle, seven packets of take-out soy sauce and a six-pack.
*The only decoration in Tom Brady's house consists of a well-worn Joe Montana poster tacked up crookedly above the fireplace.
*Tom Brady watches a lot of Bruce Lee movies.
*Tom Brady spends hours sitting in his underwear and geeking out over baseball cards.
*Tom Brady has at least three stale boxes of Cap'n Crunch in his kitchen. But not the kind with Crunch Berries. Crunch Berries are gross.
*Tom Brady takes losing bets like a man. (That's Mike Vrabel's OSU jersey).
*Tom Brady has four of these in his living room. (For which I do not judge because I totally want one).
*Tom Brady has been known to build a fort out of empty pizza boxes and 2-liter bottles.

Things we don't know are true...but we know they're true. You know?

So, whatdaya think? Got anything to add?

While you think about that, I'm going to start construction on the Asante Samuel statue. How tall should it be, do you think? And should the dreads be solid gold or just gold plated?