Technical Difficulties

(as imagined by Sam for my birthday because she is the greatest)


Please stare at this lovely image of Jason Varitek on a unicorn while Kristen rambles on about the worst possible time for Tom Brady to turn human, wonders aloud if it hurts John Madden to have his head that far up Peyton Manning's ass and considers if John Mellencamp has been brought in to drive her completely batshit.

She will return shortly, provided that football has not actually broken her.