Do. Not. Mess. With. Timlin.

(photo from Boston.com)

I cannot make this stuff up.

You know, there are times when I think that the Imaginary Baseball World that exists in my head is really getting out of control. I sometimes think that there's no way that these players lives can possibly be as hilarious/exciting/absurd as I've convinced myself they are.

And then I read something like this. And I realize, I am but scratching the surface.

Just go. It's so excellent.

All I know is, if I'm Tanyon Sturtze or Alex Rodriguez or the like, I have THE FEAR of Mad Mike. And with good reason.