So That's What They Talk About
Clearly Manny and Ellis have been reading The Dugout. So should you.
Thanks to Sam for the link. I also credit her with the many nights I have spent up way past my bedtime, reading these things and laughing uproariously, no doubt scaring the life out of my roommate.
Entitled "David Wells is a shitface"
AllsWellThatEndsWells: If Fenway Park is ever being demolished let me be the one to push the button.
AllsWellThatEndsWells: It's a bad place.
TheoElDio: $18 mill 2 years
AllsWellThatEndsWells: Okey doke.
AllsWellThatEndsWells:Just so you know I pitch perfect games when I'm hammered lol
Or, "Pee Wee's Very Special Thanksgiving:"
PWReese1: This is the worst Thanksgiving ever! My family lives out of state, my friends are all busy doing their own thing, and I have been dead for five years.
PWReese1: I wish I could have a happy holiday just like everyone else!
long_live_giambi: Wish? Did somebody say wish?
PWReese1: Giambi! Oh Giambi, I wish I could have the bestest Thanksgiving holiday ever!
long_live_giambi: All right, Pee Wee. Repeat after me, in Giambese. Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho!
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST THANKSGIVING EVER! OW HOLE IN MY FOOT
It is the greatest thing ever.
Seriously, read. You will be a better person for it. But I advise you to clear away all liquids and perhaps cover your keyboard in plastic.