Am I crazy or is this genius?

...and are those mutually exclusive?

Because, dudes, the Chad Pennington Fathead has been reduced for quick sale. It's an almost reasonably priced $39.95 instead of the normal $99.95.

So, do I or do I not need to somehow own one so that I can implement my brand new party game that I've just invented called "Pin the T-Neck on the Chad?"

I might, right?

And spin-off question: Would this be the weirdest thing in history to put on one's Amazon Wishlist?

Someone help me. This two-week wait is killing me.