You go away for one night...

...and John Olerud turns into a power slugger.



Okay, I did not see the game. However, I saw the replays and I'm pretty sure it went down like the above picture. You know, if John Olerud were Elmer Fudd and the Tampa Bay Devil Rays were Bugs Bunny. Oh, and if that spear were a broom. That seems about right.

Tonight, I promise to be watching as Lenny "Just 'cause Bronson has an album doesn't mean he's the only rocker on the team" Dinardo takes on some dude named, uh, John Maine. Like the state. Okey doke.