Red Sox Catcher Blood Feud Update
(Dougie don't be needin' no bat, bitches!)
Actual email sent from yours truly to my brother following the Red Sox loss on Monday night:
"I was totally going to call you and give you shit because in the later innings, Dougie trucked out to the bullpen to start warming up relievers and he carries all of his equipment in a little rolling bag. That's lame! Real men carry their gear in a big bag on their shoulder like, ahem, the Captain."
"Bullshit! Dougie is the man! But that's fucking hilarious that he has a rolly bag."
And then yesterday, immediately following Dougie's 2-run homer to put the Sox ahead, I received the following:
"Told you Dougie's the man."
My response that he is, in point of fact, "A stud who hits bombs but who also carries his equipment in a rolly bag" was ignored.
The Blood Feud heats up!